This week we cannon balled into the deep end of the slimy cesspool of a movie called "Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-o-rama". An 80's movie that features sorority babes, a magical and middle racist imp, and bowling, because you know those go together so well. Let's not forget the top-notch Oscar worthy writing and the girl who spends nearly the entire movie naked.
Big breasted babes, blood, a wise cracking demon and Nazis, what more could you ask for? This week we rolled the dice and summoned up the indie horror movie "Knucklebones". A surprisingly fun and entertaining flick that features some awesome kills and even better boobs.
We're back Moongoons and we've brought with us a mutilated murderer, models, and a midget. This week we took on the 2013 indie movie "Scarred" aka "Kandie Land". A borderline torture porn movie that is filler with more continuity errors then you can shake a midget at.
This week we're chumming the waters, baiting our hooks and fishing up a shitty shark movie. We watched "Sharkansas Women's Prison Massacre". This movie has it all, scantily clad prison babes, prehistoric mutant sharks, an abundance of fake toy guns, useless detectives, and two aging porn stars. Don't miss this episode, we laughed so hard we were in tears and stitches.
Check out our interview with Eamon Hardimon, the writer/director of the "Porkchop" series and the spin-off "Pig Girl", and Missy Dawn, who starred in and produced many of the "Porkchop" movies along with "Pig Girl". Listen in as we talk all things "Porkchop", what its like on the horror convention circuit, drinking, how they get girls to show their tits in their movies, and more. This was a seriously fun interview with two awesome and down to earth indie movie makers.
This week we went on a little camping trip and took on "Campground: The Requel". Is this a sequel or a remake? We don't fucking know. All we know is that the killer uses a rusty screwdriver, the killer's mother should sell her anti-aging secrets and that this movie left us angry, disappointed and full of questions.
At this point we're all out of pig puns. This week we put the "Porkchop" series out to slaughter by taking on the spin-off fourth and final installment "Pig Girl". Sadly, we are left with more questions and confusion than answers from this movie that was made on less then a show-string budget.
Will the third time be a charm or a curse? This week we dive back into the trough and roll around in the crap that is "Porkchop 3D". The third and final installment in the "Porkchop"series that features stoners, drunk hillbilly bounty hunters, an urban minded white guy, a robot, and a traumatized rape victim that bangs the first guy she meets.
In this bonus episode Marshall and Aaron are joined by guests "Coffee" Doug Jones, and Chris & Sarah Samples as they take a look back and reflect on their first 100 episodes. Listen in on this round table gab fest as they discuss their favorite and most hated movies that have been featured on the show, along with sharing never before told stories and secrets of the show. Grab a beer, raise it high and join us as we toast 100 episodes.
Part 2 of our 100th episode spectacular! Don't miss the second half of out no holds barred, no punches pulled review of "A Nightmare on Elm St. 5: The Dream Child", featuring our Horrible Horror panel of all-star guests. Make sure to start with part 1 first.
Here it is our 100th EPISODE! To celebrate we went big by tackling "A Nightmare on Elm St. 5: The Dream Child". Listen in on our no holds barred, no punches pulled review of the fifth and shittiest installment of the beloved franchise. We are joined by a Horrible Horror all-star guest panel of Chris and Sarah Samples, and "Coffee" Doug Jones. We had so much to say about this insanely ridiculous movie that we had to split the episode into two parts. So, make sure you don't miss out on part 2.
Yeehaw! The South will rise again, Moongoons! This week we take on the 1964 "Two Thousand Maniacs". A gore movie that stars a Playboy Playmate about a group of northern Yankees that end up in a small southern town populated by townsfolk that don't know who to let go of a grudge. Trust us, you don't want to experience their brand of southern hospitality.
This week we take you deep into the Florida Everglades, where a Bigfoot creature (a man wrapped in old shag carpet) is killing and and raping it's way through a group of one dimensional college students. Can you handle "Swamp Ape", a movie that is world class level bad?
Spring is here, school is almost out, which means that it's Prom season. So, this week we're taking you on a little "Prom Ride. This trash heap of a movie features annoying high school kids and a killer that looks like he should be a member of Daft Punk. So, sit down, buckle up, and hold on tight because you are in for the worst shit filled ride of you life
Hee hee haw hillbilly in the straw, hee hee hay hillbilly in the hay. Roll'em up, twist them up, tie them up, CUT THEM UP! Hillbilly in the straw. This week we carve up the 2008 indie gore fest "Carver". A movie about a group of college kids getting carved up by a fat killer hillbilly and featuring the most hillbilly song ever written.
Its 420 week so of course there's no other way to celebrate then to take a hit off the "Evil Bong". The movie the spawned 5 sequels and a cross over, about an evil bong that takes the souls of stoner's and traps them in a strip club in another dimension. Don't puff, puff pass on this sweet, sweet cheba of an episode.
Best title in movie history! But, does this throw back creature feature live up to it's awesome title? Listen in as we dissect this bold indie movie that features the 4 "B's":Booze, Blood, Babes, and Boobs.
Hooo! When you take a bunch of aging, past their prime, and retired wrestlers and pit them against a horde of poorly done zombies you get the beautiful disaster that is "Pro-Wrestlers vs Zombies". So lace up your boots, climb to the top turnbuckle and elbow drop this royal zombie rumble. What'cha gonna do when "Pro-Wrestlers vs Zombies" runs wild on you, brother! Ohhh Yeeeaahh! Dig it!
Hope you're hungry for seconds, because we're serving up a steaming pile of "Porkchops", also know as "Porkchop 2: Rise of the Rind". This sequel to the ultra indie "Porkchop" has everything you want in a sequel, double the boobs, double the bodycount and double the pig masks. However, it also has all the stuff you don't, like bad writing, horrible acting, plot holes and non-sense. Oh, did I mention the musical number?
Pork, the other white meat; but watch out, this pork chop, chops back! This week we carve up the super indie horror movie "Porkchop". A film about a killer hillbilly in a pig mask that murders teenagers that are practically devoid of any personality. Oh, and we can't forget the Adman Sandler like shit jokes, and the robot that looks like it was made out of a bucket and cardboard.