Hee hee haw hillbilly in the straw, hee hee hay hillbilly in the hay. Roll'em up, twist them up, tie them up, CUT THEM UP! Hillbilly in the straw. This week we carve up the 2008 indie gore fest "Carver". A movie about a group of college kids getting carved up by a fat killer hillbilly and featuring the most hillbilly song ever written.