This week we invite you to join us as we watch one of our favorite installments in the "Friday the 13th " series, "Friday the 13th Part 7:The New Blood". This particular installment holds a special place in our hearts and was our favorite way back when we were just little Moongoons. So, watch along with us as we pop some beers, crack some jokes and take a trip back to Crystal Lake.
This week's listener suggested movie is a cautionary tale about over dependence to cell phones and a killer "Siri" like app. We watched "Bedeviled", a 2016 techno-paranormal horror movie featuring run of the mill high school kids who are clearly not high school kids, techno-babble, practically no kills, no gore, and so much blue lighting that Eiffel 65 would loose their God Damn minds.
The dog days of summer are here and with that comes the 4th of July, so that means fireworks and ice cream. So in honor of that this week we're scooping up the "Ice Cream Man". This 1995 straight to video horror flick stars Clint Howard, as the creepy Ice Cream Man and he crushes it. Also, starring Jan Michael Vincent (who clearly doesn't want to be in the movie), Lee Major Jr., a not fat, fat kid and the MILF kid from the "American Pie" movies. It also features ridiculous sight gag props, virtually no gore, and bikes equipped with missile launchers.
Well Moongoons, this week's movie "Lake Fear 3" just may be one of the all time worst movies ever made. It's so bad that I don't even know what to say about it. It has no plot or story, barely any characters; the ones we do get have zero real personality or development, there is practically no meaningful dialogue. The lighting is atrocious and the sound design is even worse! There is also no sense to be made from this catastrophe of a movie, and for a movie called "Lake Fear 3" there's also no LAKE! But hey at least about 90% of the movie is shot in slow motion!
This week’s offering to the horror God’s is “The Devil’s Rain”. This obscure cult classic from 19975 is one crazy and confusing ride. Lead by an insane all star cast this whack-a-doodle movie features a confusing and head scratching plot with no exposition, dozens of melting Satan worshipping occultists who bleed colored ice cream, lots of bad decisions, and a pre-Scientology pre Xenu John Travolta. AND THAT’S NOT ALL! It also stars a half man half goat Ernest Borgnine and a topless screaming William Shatner and both men absolutely crush it!
This week we’re doing something a little different by actually watching a good movie. Not only are we watching a good movie but we’re inviting you to watch it with us! So pull up a chair and watch along with us as we comment, laugh, reminisce and relive our childhood by watching the 1987 classic “The Monster Squad”.
This week we’re going slumming with “Slumber Party Massacre 2”, a sequel so bad that its nearly unfathomable. A horror movie that is more musical and product placement commercial than an actual horror movie. It features loads of terrible music, a leather clad guitar drill welding greaser killer, and more dream sequences than a “Nightmare on Elm St.” movie and “Inception” combined. In the end it left us thinking what the hell did we just watch and more importantly just…why?
This week we’re going on a little fishing trip, we’re baiting our hooks and fishing up “Blood Hook”. This obscure mid-80’s horror movie is certainly one of a kind, in that it may be the only fishing themed slasher movie ever made. This unique Troma distributed movie features lots of fishing, muskies, giant killer fishing lures, angry cicadas, music theory, and insane rants. However its not all bad, it also has surprisingly good acting, the world’s worst expertise obsessed mother, and an ending sequence that is just pure insane ridiculousness.
This week we’re slipping into our PJs, popping some popcorn, calling over all our girlfriends, and pillow fighting with “The Last Slumber Party”. This 1988 straight to video slasher just may be the worst movie ever made and nearly broke Marshall. This fascinatingly terrible movie features an entire cast that seems to be doped up on Xanax, horrendously bad to nonexistent blood effects, atrocious and robotic acting and writing, and a killer that defies all the laws of science and nature and always seems to look like he just snorted a line of meth. If you think you can handle this monstrosity think again, you are not prepared.
It’s Prom season again, so that means we’re dressing to the nines, renting a limo and saving the last dance for “Hello Mary Lou, Prom Night 2”. This 1987 sequel about the revenge seeking killer spirit of a dead Prom Queen is one part “Carrie” one part “Nightmare on Elm Street” with a pinch of “The Exorcist”. This surprisingly fun film features awesome special effects, great kills, mundane items that explode, and the world’s worst school principal. A whoop bop a lou bop, a whoop bam boom!
This week we’re going back to our roots with the indie-licious “Bunni”. This ultra indie slasher from 2013 is a crazy mixed bag of a movie. It features all the usual suspects of a terrible movie: bad writing, horrible acting, one dimensional characters, and a shoe string budget. However, it also has some really good things going for it too. “Bunni” has some really good kills, a unique killer, solid practical effects and a smoking hot leading lady. In the end this movie left us teetering like a see-saw between its terribleness and its moments of sheer greatness and when the dust settled this film left us feeling split.
Happy Easter, Moongoons and nothing says Easter like a giant man-rabbit mutant hybrid that rapes and kills everyone he sees. You read that right. This week’s movie “Bunny the Killer Thing” comes to us all the way from the great white north of Finland and is one of the craziest and most offensive yet incredibly fun movies we’ve ever seen. This indie movie or “Findie” features unique and awesome kills, great gore and practical effects, dark humor, and just pure absurdity. So you better hare-y up and catch this episode before it hops away.
Puppets, puppets, puppets, puppets everywhere! That’s right, this week’s listener suggested movie is the all puppet horror movie “Head”. This is certainly the most unique movie we’ve ever done on the show. However, once the novelty wears off what we’re left with is an underwhelming move filled with untapped potential and missed opportunity.
It’s Wrestlemania time once again and the Big Red Monster is back for a rematch. This week we’re choke slamming the Devil’s Favorite Demon back to hell as we take on “See No Evil 2” in a no holds barred, last man standing bloody beat down. This 2014 slasher stars WWE Superstar Kane and horror icon Danielle Harris and features the world’s emptiest hospital, horrible irresponsible medical practices, and incredibly disappointing kills.
All aboard Moon Goons and get ready for one hell of a ride. This week we’re taking a ride on the “Amok Train”. This late 80’s horror movie is a crazy off the rails movie watching experience. This insane movie features rock clacking occultists, decapitations, and a magical mystery possessed train. It also has surprisingly good kills and gore effects, however it seems that the actors missed their train to acting school. Do yourself a favor and don’t miss this off the rails episode and remember that Amok just don’t give a fuck.
In this week’s bonus episode we reveal the results of the voting for The Epical Awful 8. Listen in and find out which epically awful movies will move on to fight it out in The Fucked Up Final 4. This will be the last tournament bonus episode, from here on out the results will be revealed during our regular episodes.
The shit is getting real! In this bonus episode we reveal the results of the voting for The Shitty 16. Find out which awful movies claimed victory and will be moving on to The Epically Awful 8.
Skeet, skeet, skeet, looks like rain! Holy flatulent cow Moongoons! This week’s listener suggested movie is nearly beyond words. “Terror at Blood Fart Lake”, has all the usual suspects of a horrible ultra-low budget horror movie. Featuring over the top acting, one dimensional characters that are more like caricatures, shoddy special effects that are amateurish at best, and a nearly nonexistent production value makes this film seem doomed. However, if you dig a little deeper you'll find incredibly committed actors that when paired with some of the most outlandish, creative, and original wiring we’re ever seen in a movie of this quality you have yourself a surprisingly fun and humous movie. Not to mention the unforgettable and show stealing characters Leo DeChampa and Caspian, who have become two of our newest favorite characters ever.
In this bonus episode we reveal the results of voting for the Crystal Lake Bracket in our Horrible Horror March Movie Madness Tournament of Awfulness. Listen in as we break down all the matchups and find out which terrible movies were voted into the next round, The Shitty 16!
In honor of St. Paddy’s Day we’re going back to the well and doing a leprechaun movie. This year’s offering is “Leprechaun Returns”. We didn’t have high hopes for this SyFy Original movie, but they must have captured some of that Luck of the Irish, because it turned out to be surprisingly good. Featuring good writing, solid acting, great naturally flowing and subtle humor, and awesome kills that we’ve never seen before made this horror movie worth its weight in gold.