This week we take on the listener suggested movie "Satan's Little Helper". A film that features the world's dumbest kid, a Fonz impersonating killer, a town possible filled with crazy people and two great actresses working with a garbage script.
It that time of the year again, it's time for the 3rd annual Horrible Horror March Movie Madness Tournament of Awful!. In this bonus episode we sit down and discuss which movies will make the tournament and then by random drawing we make this year's bracket. Also, just for fun we go though the entire bracket and pick which horrible movie we think will take the crown this year and be dubbed the WORST OF THE WORST!
Things are about to get real sexy up in here. This week we're getting into bed with the listener suggested "The Black Room". A "horror" movie which is closer to a soft core porno and features sex demons, useless talismans, giant plot holes, confusing "O" faces, and the best wall fucking scene in movie history. We hope you brought protection, because you're going to need it.
Get ready for a bloody Valentine's Day show down! For the first time ever we're taking two movies and pitting them in a battle to the death. Fighting out of the red corner we have the 1981 fan favorite "My Bloody Valentine" taking on it's 2009 remake "My Bloody Valentine 3D". Which one will come out victorious and be the last movie standing? Listen in to find out.
The doctor is in! You don't want to miss your appointment with this week's episode, "Dr, Giggles", This listener suggested movie is filled with more puns then you can shake an oversized reflex hammer at. Starring Holly Marie Combs (Charmed) and TWO time Emmy award winner Larry Drake, this ridiculous early 90's movie had us in stitches.
What can we say about "Lake Fear 2: The Swamp", other then that its a hot stinky pile of garbage? This film features headache inducing one dimensional college kids most with interchangeable personalities, dirty swamp people, nearly constant yelling, and one of the most nonsensical, confusing, maddening and out of place endings we've ever seen. We truly believe that there was never a real script for this movie, despite having four writers.
We sat down with Drew Marvick, the writer/director/producer of the splash indie hit "Pool Party Massacre". We talk about indie film making, beards, what it was like going to college in Las Vegas, destroying this parent's house in the name of film making and of course all things "Pool Party Massacre". Drew was awesome and super chill, which made this another really fun interview. We suggest you give it a listen and you should definitely check out "Pool Party Massacre".
From killer donuts to killer boobs, this week we're motor boating some seriously monstrous and murderous mammeries, because we're taking on "Killer Rack"! An indie B-movie that features a H. P. Lovecraftian elder god worshiping plastic surgeon, demonic boobs, perfect cheesy special effects, and the right mix of campiness and over the top acting. So sit back and enjoy this very self aware and surprisingly fun film.
This week we're sinking our teeth into the deliciously campy B-movie "Attack of the Killer Donuts". This indie movie combines elements of "Re-animator" with the cult classic "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" and sprinkles in bits of other classic horror films and what we get is Homer Simpsons worst nightmare. You dough-not want to miss this tasty episode.
It's the middle of winter, so there's no better time to throw a pool party! This week we're squeezing into our speedos, lathering each other up in sunblock and tanning oil and diving head first into "Pool Party Massacre". This indie movie features obnoxious rick girls in bikinis getting violently murdered in many wonderful ways. Will this nod to 80's slashers films sink or swim? Listen in and find out.
Ho, ho, holy shit are we in for a rough sleigh ride this week. We watched the 1996 "Santa Claws", which was brought to us by several of the people who did the original "Night of the Living Dead". Don't be fooled though this atrocity of a "movie", starring Debbie Rochon suffers from a lack of identity (is it a titty movie or a Christmas horror movie) and THE WORST acting and writing that we have ever seen. Trust was when we say that you would rather have Rudolph shit in your mouth then watch this movie.
Christmas is quickly approaching and nothing says Christmas joy more then an aborted fetus that returns to seek bloody revenge on the family that didn't want him. So, sit back, kick up your feet by the fire with a nice cup of eggnog and enjoy "Red Christmas". A movie featuring an insanely dysfunctional family, an alien, complete non-sense when it come to logic and stars Dee Wallace.
We sat down with Wayne W. Johnson the man being the ferocious, sex crazed killer zombie, Cornelius from "Night of Something Strange". Listen in as we talk all things "Noss", his band, and his other projects. Wayne was an open book and shared some great stories from the set of "NoSS"
The holiday season is here again and that means its time for Horrible Horror to unwrap some more shitty Christmas horror movies. Up first is the indie film "Krampus: The Christmas Devil" a horrific excuse for a movie that plays out more like a really bad and boring episode of Law & Order:SVU then an actual Christmas horror movie. Trust when we say that you would rather get a stocking filled with reindeer poop then watch this movie.
You know you're in for a bumpy ride when the word "suck" is in the title of the movie. This week we took on "The Suckling", filled with prostitutes, toxic waste, and a blood thirsty mutated fetus. Yes, you read that right. Featuring horrible people, god awful acting, and atrocious special effects and sound, this abortion of a movie will make you want to rip your eyes out with a wire coat hanger.
Holy crap Moongoons, hang on to your butts, shit is about to get weird! This week's movie left us saying "WTF did I just watch?". If a zombie movie got repeatedly raped by all 8 "American Pie" moives, this film would be the messed up offspring of that f'ed up union. Filled with over the top gore, kills, and some of the craziest things we have ever seen in a movie, and that doesn't even take into account the talking vagina. Earth just Googled crazy fucking movie, and this came up number 1.
If you like hallways and air ducts and air ducts and hallways then this is the movie for you! So, come inside, get out of the acid rain and listen in as we take on "Creepozoids". Another David DeCoteau "masterpiece" starring Linnea Quigley, a porn star and features a weird mutant alien human hybrid baby.
Holy shit Moongoons, we hit the jackpot! The man behind the mask, Mr. Michael Myers, the legend himself George P. Wilbur sits down with us. We talk about his time and experiences as the iconic Michael Myers, along with the rest of his illustrious stunt career. Find out what some of his favorite scenes and kills are, and listen in as Marshall fan boys out and losses nearly all of his "Halloween" cred.
Check out our interview with Naomi Grossman, from Con-tamination. Naomi starred as Pepper on the hit show "American Horror Story". She was nice enough to sit down with us and talk about her time as Pepper, along with going to high school in Argentina, her one woman shows, and even her brief time as a translator on the Sy-Fy show "Destination Truth". We had a lot of fun during this interview and Naomi was super cool and fun to talk to.
Ki ki ki ma ma ma. Jason is here! We sat down with actor/stuntman Glenn Ennis, the man behind the mask in 'Freddy vs Jason". Jason Voorhees is not the only iconic character Glenn as had the fortune of playing. He is also the Mighty Colossus in "Deadpool", the savage bear in the "The Revenant", Hooded Justice in "The Watchmen" and has done stunt work and/or various roles in "Warcraft", "Man of Steel", "Arrow", and "X-Men 2".