You better watch out, you better not cry; but you'll probably want to after watching this movie. This week Chris & Sarah Samples join Marshall to discuss this British independent horror movie. A movie that features 3 nearly identical & interchangeable women & a killer that looks like someone's drunk uncle.
Ep. 34 Santa's Slay
Ho, Ho, Ho! T'was the fright before Christmas & all through the town not a creature was living, because Santa came & killed them all, even the mouse. He's making a list & you better pray you're not on it. Join Marshall & Aaron as they unwrap the shit filled Christmas present called "Santa's Slay". A ridiculously bad movie starring former pro wrestling star Bill Goldberg as the killer Santa Clause.
Ep. 33 Jack Frost
The world's most pissed off snow cone is CHILL'N & KILL'N, so what ever you do don't call him Frosty. Bundle up & join Marshall & Aaron as they brave the shit storm that is the 1997 movie about a killer snowman, "Jack Frost"; a movie that may or may not feature a young Shannon Elizabeth getting raped by a snowman.
Ep. 32 ThanksKilling w/ guest Chris Samples
A holiday movie about 5 stereotypical college kids & a foul mouthed fowl. Join Marshall, Aaron, & guest Chris Samples as they carve up this Thanksgiving cult classic. Gobble Gobble Motherfuckers!
Ep.31 Poultrygeist w/ guest Sarah Samples
A love story wrapped in a musical & deep fried in what could be the most offensive, obscene, & fowl-est movie ever made. Join Marshall, Aaron, & guest Sarah Samples as they wade through all the blood, vomit, and diarrhea that this Troma classic has to offer.
Ep. 30 Friday the 13th: A New Beginning
In honor of Friday the 13th we take on one of the worst films in the Friday the 13th franchise. Join Marshall & Aaron as they slash their way through Friday the 13th: A New Beginning. A movie that is truly bad but does feature some decent kills.
Ep. 29 Bloody Mary 3D
3 porn stars, some of the worst special effects ever put on film, & a music video that challenges "Fruit On My Belly" for world's worst. Join Marshall & Aaron as they suffer through the shit storm that is Bloody Mary 3D, but hey at least it has boobs in it.
Ep. 28 Halloween: Resurrection
Evil has found its way home & it brought with it a reality TV film crew, a Kung-fu black belt rapper, & a super model. Join hosts Marshall, Aaron and guest "Coffee" Doug Jones as they shift through this pile of shit movie.
Ep. 27 Killer Eye:Halloween Haunt w/ Chris Samples
Get ready to stare into sheer horror! We watched Killer Eye: Halloween Haunt, a movie that is basically an hour long commercial for another movie. Join Marshall, Aaron & guest Chris Samples as they lose their minds over this crazy ridiculous movie.
Ep. 26 The Pumpkin Karver w/ guest Chris Samples
Its week 4 of our Halloween month long celebration, but beware there's a new face of evil. The Pumpkin Karver, who thinks every face is a work of art. Join Marshall and guest Chris Samples as they try to make sense of this fucking awful movie. A movie that features an ending that makes absolutely zero sense and will leave you think WTF?
Ep. 25 Night of the Demons w/ guest Ray Marek
This is week 3 of our Halloween month long spooktaculer. On our chopping block this week is Night of the Demons. A shitty remake of a shitty movie staring aging B-listers and a fat Jon Conner who looks like he's eternally hung over.
Ep. 24 Scare Zone w/ guests Chris & Sarah Samples
It's week two of our Halloween month long extravaganza. You might be asking yourself how are you going to celebrate such an occasion? Well, I tell you how, by getting your bones down to the zone...the Scare Zone! Where no one can hear you scream if they're screaming too! We watched Scare Zone, we watched it so you don't have too.
Ep. 23 The Houses That October Built
A mind numbingly boring found footage film that features men dressed like Skeletor, more creepy clowns then you can shake a stick at, & 5 people spending more time on a RV then the 1st two seasons of the Walking Dead. Aaron is away on his honeymoon, so joining Marshall this week is friend of the show Chris Samples.
Ep. 22 Bachelor Party In The Bungalow Of The Damned
One night of crazy debauchery, demonic boobs & strippers that belong on the Tuesday afternoon line up. In honor of Aaron's bachelor party weekend we watched this turd of a movie. Can you survive the "Bachelor Party In The Bungalow Of The Damned"?
Ep.21 Killer Klowns From Outer Space
Popcorn, cotton candy, & The Ringling Brothers & Barnum & Bailey on acid! That's right we watched the cult classic Killer Klowns From Outer Space. Join Marshall & Aaron as they dive head first into this banana level bonkers movie.
Ep. 20 The Slaughterhouse Massacre
For our 20th episode we take on the indie horror film "The Slaughterhouse Massacre". This shit cake of a movie features a killer that looks like a homeless man w/ smallpox.
Ep. 19 Shocker & Wes Craven Tribute
This week's episode is a shocking one! We take on Wes Craven's 1989 film "Shocker". Can Marshall, Aaron & guest Matt Phile handle his shocking movie? Tune in to find out, it'll be a shocker! We also pay tribute to the late & great Wes Craven, as we discuss some of our other favorite Craven movies and memories.
Ep. 18 Return to Horror High w/ guest "Coffee" Doug Jones
This week we wrap up our "Back to School" month long special, as we take a trip back to 1987 w/ "Return to Horror High". Join Marshall, Aaron, & now two time guest "Coffee" Doug Jones as they discuss this crazy logic defying movie. Check out Marsha Brady as cop with a blood fetish and a young George Clooney in his very first film role.
Ep. 17 Graduation Day w/ SUPER SPECIAL guest Justin Willman
Justin Willman, magician, comedian, TV host & long time friend joins Marshall for week four of our "Back to School" month long special. This week we discuss not one but two movies, both titled Graduation Day. One was made in 1981 & the other in 2015, which one is worse? You decide.
Ep. 16 Splatter University
Earn a higher degree in terror. Join Marshall & Aaron as they enroll in Splatter University. Where the school colors are blood red and more than classes are being cut. This is week three of our "Back to School" month long special.
