We're closing out Black History Month with the indie movie "The Trap Door". A movie that actually features some good actors & even an Emmy winner, but don't let that fool you. It's horrible!. It's bad, so bad that it should never be watched by anyone!
Ep. 44 Holla 2
Holla Holla Holla Holla! Continuing on w/ black history month we watched Holla 2. This urban slasher may be one of the worst movies ever made. Its so bad that I don't have anything witty to write here. Everything about this movie is garbage, well except for the tits. Listen to the episode, but PLEASE DO NOT watch this movie.
Ep. 43 Lovers Lane
Light the fire, pour some wine, turn the lights down low, & join us for a terrible Valentine's Day horror movie. "Lovers Lane" a movie so bland it left us scratching our heads & features an insane, confusing, & unnecessary twist ending.
Ep. 42 Holla
Kicking off black history month we take on the 2006 urban slasher "Holla". A movie so bad it murders your senses, it murders good cinema, & it murders a piece of your soul. Don't just run from this movie, but haul ass!
Ep. 41 Alice in Murderland w/ guest Sarah Samples
Take a trip with us to a magical & whimsical place called Murderland. To get there just go through the looking glass & straight to hell. Join hosts Marshall & Aaron along with guest Sarah Samples as they break out the tea set & try to make sense of this nonsensical movie. A movie so nonsensical it just might be genius.
Ep. 40 976-Evil w/ guests "Coffee" Doug Jones & Chris Samples
What ever you do, don't answer the phone! Dial up some truly awful horror with an 80's movie directed by Freddy Krueger himself, Mr. Robert Englund. A movie that features a demonic killer hotline & raining fish. Join Marshall, Aaron & an all-star panel that features "Coffee" Doug Jones & Chris Samples as they delve into the frozen abyss that is this movie.
Ep. 39 Re-Animator w/ guest Aleksey Karpitskiy
Herbert West has a good head on his shoulders & another one in a tray on his desk. We watched "Re-Animator", a movie that features more naked zombie dong then you can shake a...well zombie dong at. Join Marshall, Aaron & their science expert guest Aleksey Karpitskiy as the go to pieces over this 1985 cult classic.
Ep. 38 Happy Birthday to Me
Virginia is throwing a bloody good birthday party. You better pray you're not invited, because it's her party & she'll kill if she wants to, she'll kill if she wants to. Join Marshall, the birthday boy, & Aaron as they discuss & try to make sense of this oft forgotten about 80's slasher.
Ep. 37 New Year's Evil
You're invited to a killer party, but don't you dare make any resolutions unless you plan to live! So bring in 2016 the Horrible Horror way with this 80's slasher. Join Marshall & Aaron as they pop some bubbly and welcome in the New Year's Evil!
Ep. 36 Silent Night, Deadly Night
Parents & Critics lost their jingle bells over this movie when it first came out, but no one can keep a bad Santa down. So grab your ax & put on your Santa suit then join Marshall & Aaron for this Christmas episode as they unwrap one of the most controversial horror movies of all time.
Bonus Ep. "A Christmas Horror Story"
Krampus, demons, evil ghosts, Santa fighting zombie elves, & William "the Shat" Shatner, this movie has it all! Join Marshall & guests Chris & Sarah Samples discuss & go crazy over this surprisingly good Christmas horror movie.
Ep. 35 Christmas Slay w/ guests Chris & Sarah Samples
You better watch out, you better not cry; but you'll probably want to after watching this movie. This week Chris & Sarah Samples join Marshall to discuss this British independent horror movie. A movie that features 3 nearly identical & interchangeable women & a killer that looks like someone's drunk uncle.
Ep. 34 Santa's Slay
Ho, Ho, Ho! T'was the fright before Christmas & all through the town not a creature was living, because Santa came & killed them all, even the mouse. He's making a list & you better pray you're not on it. Join Marshall & Aaron as they unwrap the shit filled Christmas present called "Santa's Slay". A ridiculously bad movie starring former pro wrestling star Bill Goldberg as the killer Santa Clause.
Ep. 33 Jack Frost
The world's most pissed off snow cone is CHILL'N & KILL'N, so what ever you do don't call him Frosty. Bundle up & join Marshall & Aaron as they brave the shit storm that is the 1997 movie about a killer snowman, "Jack Frost"; a movie that may or may not feature a young Shannon Elizabeth getting raped by a snowman.
Ep. 32 ThanksKilling w/ guest Chris Samples
A holiday movie about 5 stereotypical college kids & a foul mouthed fowl. Join Marshall, Aaron, & guest Chris Samples as they carve up this Thanksgiving cult classic. Gobble Gobble Motherfuckers!
Ep.31 Poultrygeist w/ guest Sarah Samples
A love story wrapped in a musical & deep fried in what could be the most offensive, obscene, & fowl-est movie ever made. Join Marshall, Aaron, & guest Sarah Samples as they wade through all the blood, vomit, and diarrhea that this Troma classic has to offer.
Ep. 30 Friday the 13th: A New Beginning
In honor of Friday the 13th we take on one of the worst films in the Friday the 13th franchise. Join Marshall & Aaron as they slash their way through Friday the 13th: A New Beginning. A movie that is truly bad but does feature some decent kills.
Ep. 29 Bloody Mary 3D
3 porn stars, some of the worst special effects ever put on film, & a music video that challenges "Fruit On My Belly" for world's worst. Join Marshall & Aaron as they suffer through the shit storm that is Bloody Mary 3D, but hey at least it has boobs in it.
Ep. 28 Halloween: Resurrection
Evil has found its way home & it brought with it a reality TV film crew, a Kung-fu black belt rapper, & a super model. Join hosts Marshall, Aaron and guest "Coffee" Doug Jones as they shift through this pile of shit movie.
Ep. 27 Killer Eye:Halloween Haunt w/ Chris Samples
Get ready to stare into sheer horror! We watched Killer Eye: Halloween Haunt, a movie that is basically an hour long commercial for another movie. Join Marshall, Aaron & guest Chris Samples as they lose their minds over this crazy ridiculous movie.
