This week our road trip takes us to the Jersey Shore. So grab some hair gel, gold chains and your favorite Guido or Guidette, its time to start fist pumping and smooshing some grenades. We watched "Jersey Shore Massacre"! An awesomely ridiculous movie produced by Jenni "Jwoww" Farley herself.
Ep. 64 Tourist Trap
It's the middle of the summer and we've finished our tour of summer camps. So, what's next? A summer road trip of course! We're hitting the road and the first stop on our road trip is the 1979 "Tourist Trap". If you have an obsession with dolls and mannequins this is the movie for you. Staring western film and TV star Chuck Conners as a fucking weird ass algamatophillac.
Ep. 63 Klown Kamp Massacre
Grab your red noses, seltzer bottles and all the cream pies you can carry! It's time to bring out the clowns. This week we're going to clown camp, we watched "Klown Kamp Massacre"! So pile into a tiny car its time to get clowny.
Ep. 62 Camp Massacre
Grab some Nutty Bars, Honey Buns and gorge yourself on chocolate cake, we're going to fat camp! A place were you can eat all your troubles away and the killer is finger licking good. If you have a fetish for morbidly obese fat people, then this is the movie for you.
Bonus: Con Interviews
Check out our man on the street interviews from Contamination 2016, the St. Louis Horror and Sci-fi convention. We also sit down and talk with several horror authors, including Kenny Sills, Vince Churchill, and Leigh Savage and more about their new books. Give it a listen, maybe your find something you like.
Bonus: Susanne Lambdin Interview
Author Susanne Lambdin sits down with us to talk about her new zombie horror book series, "The Dead Hearts Novels". We also talk about her experience writing for "Star Trek: The Next Generation".
Ep. 61 Cheerleader Camp to the Death
Give me a "C", give me a "R", give me an "A", give me a "P"! What's that spell? CRAP! CRAP! CRAP! This week we visit cheerleading camp and that's exactly what we got. Crap acting, crap sound, crap logic, just a steaming mound of hot crap. So grab your rubber wadders and join us in this cess pool of a movie.
Bonus: Kayla Perkins Interview
The beautiful, stunning, & talented scream queen Kayla Perkins sits down with us for a little chat. We talk about her career ranging from indie horror movies to big budget network shows and everything in between. Kayla is a sweet, kind and hard working person, it was a pleasure talking to her. Recorded live at Contamination 2016 in St. Louis.
Bonus: Robert Mukes Interview
Robert "Bonecrusher" Mukes
Check out our interview with "Rufus Jr." himself Mr. Robert "Bonecrusher" Mukes, Listen in as we talk about his experience with "House of 1000 Corpses", his college & pro basketball career, how he got into acting, and much more. Thank you to Robert for taking the time to sit down and talk with us. Recorded live at Contamination 2016.
Bonus: Bishop Stevens Interview
Bishop Stevens
Check out our interview with former WCW/WWE wrestler turned actor Bishop Stevens. We talk about his wrestling career, his transition into acting, and discuss his current projects. He also gave us a first time exclusive about some very big possible up coming projects. Big thanks to Bishop for taking the time to talk with us. He was a great interview and a lot of fun to talk to.
Bonus: Kevin Caliber Interview
"Superman" and St. Louis native, Kevin Caliber.
Our interview with "Superman" Kevin Caliber, live from Contamination. Listen in as discusses all aspects of his career, including his experiences wearing the "S", fitness, and modeling.
Ep. 60 Sleepaway Camp 2 (LIVE)
This week we visit "Sleepaway Camp 2", where sluts run free and most counselors just don't give a shit. But what ever you do don't cross Angela, or you may find yourself being "sent home". Recorded live at Con-tamination 2016, the St. Louis horror, sci-fi, and pop culture convention.
Ep. 59 Camp Dread
You know you're in trouble when the "C" and "D" list stars of the movie are just phoning it in, to collect a paycheck. Add to that a failed concept and one dimensional characters and you have the recipe for one hell of a dreadful movie. This week we watched "Camp Dread" staring Eric Roberts and featuring Danielle Harrie for a whooping 5 minutes.
Ep. 58 Bloody Bloody Bible Camp
Praise the Lord, grab your Bible, and get out your jumbo wieners, this week we're taking you to Bible camp. We watched "Bloody Bloody Bible Camp", a movie that features more gay jokes than a roast of Richard Simmons, and a killer nun in drag.
Ep. 57 Death Spa w/ guest Sarah Samples
If you like killer ghosts, gyms, and spandex then this is the movie for you. So get off your ass and get a membership to the "Death Spa", the gym that will make you sweat blood. Join hosts Marshall, Aaron and guest Sarah Samples as they break out the leg warmers and sweat bands and feel the burn of "Death Spa"
Ep. 56 The Slumber Party Massacre w/ guest Chris Samples
We're having a slumber party! Chip? Check. Beer? Check. Naked girls? Check. Giant power drill? Double check! This week we're having a pillow fight with "The Slumber Party Massacre", so change into some skimpy pj's and enjoy the show.
Ep. 55 Prom Night 3: The Last Kiss
It's prom season, so dress to the nines, rent your limos, spike the punch and hope the condom doesn't break! This week we watched "Prom Night 3: The Last Kiss". This high school horror romp turned out to be surprisingly enjoyable and fun. Hear all about it but don't forget the corsage or Mary Lou may kill you.
Ep. 54 Mother's Day (1980)
Happy Mother's Day! If "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre", "I Spit on Your Grave", & "Deliverance" had a three-way this movie would be the f'ed up love child spawned from that unholy union. This disturbing movie is not for everyone.
Ep. 53 The Killer Eye w/ guest Chris Samples
It's our one year anniversary show and we couldn't think of a better way to celebrate then by finally getting our hands on "The Killer Eye". A movie we have been dying to do since we learned about it way back on episode 27. Will it live up to the hype and our hopes? Listen and find out. Thank you to all of our Moon Goons for listening and here's to another year of Horrible Horror movies.
Ep. 52 Earth Day
Forget the whales. Don't worry about the trees. Just save yourself...from this hippie piece of shit! Mother Gaia can suck a nut, because we are about to terraform her a new asshole. We watched "Earth Day", an absolutely garbage movie that features hippies, a crazy over the top doctor, a living pube penis, and more didgeridoo then you ever want to hear.