Take one part zombie virus, and one part comically bad CGI, mix in some bad acting, add a dash of "Jurassic Park", then sprinkle it with cheese. Bake in the oven at 450 degrees for 90 minutes and you'll have the crap casserole that is "Zoombies"
Ep. 75 Hallows' Eve w/ "Coffee" Doug Jones & Chris Samples
It's Halloween and our 75th episode! Joining us for this special occasion are Horrible Horror All-Stars, Chris Samples and "Coffee" Doug Jones. Prepare yourself for the horror that is "Hallows' Eve", a movie that manages to be cookie cutter, bland and confusing all at the same time.
Ep. 74 Clown Town
Clown hysteria is sweeping the country, so this week we're visiting "Clown Town". A small town that has a big problem with a different kind of insane clown posse, the psychotic murdering type of clowns, that may also be ninjas.
Ep. 73 Dahmer vs Gacy
Freddy vs Jason, King Kong vs Godzilla, Hogan vs The Rock. None of them can compare to or prepare you for the colossal shit show down of epical proportions that is "Dahmer vs Gacy". A movie so bad its hard to watch and that we think may have been written and edited by a drunk schizophrenic.
Ep. 72 Charlie's Farm
Good day mates! Throw another shrimp on the barbie and grab a cold can of Foster's, because this week we're going down down under to visit "Charlie's Farm". A movie that stars a malnourished Tara Reid and a killer that looks like a homeless sasquatch.
Ep. 71 Drainiac w/ Chris Samples
We'll need an industrial strength plunger to unclog the over flowing crap filled toilet that is "Drainiac". A straight to video/DVD from the mid to late nineties. So, grab some Drain-O, your favorite stiff drink and get ready for the poo storm.
Ep. 70 Hell Bride
If Guy Ritchie were to make a crappy low budget horror movie this would be it. This week we take on Hell Bride. A 2007 British release that is so bad it made our brains hurt from its awfulness.
Ep. 69 Lumberjack Man w/ guests Chris & Sarah Samples
Take the 4 B's: Babes, Booze, Boobs, & Blood and combine them with porn stars and pancakes and you get the surprisingly awesome "Lumberjack Man". A move that features unique and awesome kills, and a near perfect blend of campiness and comedy while maintaining a true slasher feel.
Ep. 68 Terror at Baxter U
It's back to school week, so we summoned up the "Terror at Baxter U". This little piece of indie crap features senile professors, poorly done cliche students, and chupacabras! Released by Brain Damage Films, this movie leaves you feeling like you actually have brain damage after watching it.
Ep. 67 I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer
The last stop on our summer road trip is the small mountain town of Broken Ridge, Colorado. Where we take on "I Know What You Did Last Summer", oh wait I mean "I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer". This straight to DVD sequel is practically just a remake of the first movie and is total garbage, it also features a rage inducing twist.
Ep. 66 Humanoids From the Deep
This week our road trip takes us to Noyo, a small fishing town with a big problem; men in rubber fish suits running amok and raping their women. Listen in as we suffer through this bonkers movie that features fish men, an Olympia brew crew, over the top explosions, and mother f'ing Jim!
Bonus: Interview with writer/director Vito Trabucco
Check out our interview with the writer & director of "Bloody Bloody Bible Camp", Vito Trabucco. Listen in as we talk about the making of BBBC, his future projects, and of course merkins. We apologize for the minor audio issues we had due to Skype.
Bonus: Interview with writer/director David Valdez
Check out our interview with one half of the writing & directing team of "Klown Kamp Massacre", David Valdez. We talk all things Klown Kamp and go in depth on the clown orgy scene. We had a blast recording this wonderful interview, and David was awesome to talk to. Don't miss out on this bonus episode.
Ep. 65 Jersey Shore Massacre w/ guests Adam & Renee Grey
This week our road trip takes us to the Jersey Shore. So grab some hair gel, gold chains and your favorite Guido or Guidette, its time to start fist pumping and smooshing some grenades. We watched "Jersey Shore Massacre"! An awesomely ridiculous movie produced by Jenni "Jwoww" Farley herself.
Ep. 64 Tourist Trap
It's the middle of the summer and we've finished our tour of summer camps. So, what's next? A summer road trip of course! We're hitting the road and the first stop on our road trip is the 1979 "Tourist Trap". If you have an obsession with dolls and mannequins this is the movie for you. Staring western film and TV star Chuck Conners as a fucking weird ass algamatophillac.
Ep. 63 Klown Kamp Massacre
Grab your red noses, seltzer bottles and all the cream pies you can carry! It's time to bring out the clowns. This week we're going to clown camp, we watched "Klown Kamp Massacre"! So pile into a tiny car its time to get clowny.
Ep. 62 Camp Massacre
Grab some Nutty Bars, Honey Buns and gorge yourself on chocolate cake, we're going to fat camp! A place were you can eat all your troubles away and the killer is finger licking good. If you have a fetish for morbidly obese fat people, then this is the movie for you.
Bonus: Con Interviews
Check out our man on the street interviews from Contamination 2016, the St. Louis Horror and Sci-fi convention. We also sit down and talk with several horror authors, including Kenny Sills, Vince Churchill, and Leigh Savage and more about their new books. Give it a listen, maybe your find something you like.
Bonus: Susanne Lambdin Interview
Author Susanne Lambdin sits down with us to talk about her new zombie horror book series, "The Dead Hearts Novels". We also talk about her experience writing for "Star Trek: The Next Generation".
Ep. 61 Cheerleader Camp to the Death
Give me a "C", give me a "R", give me an "A", give me a "P"! What's that spell? CRAP! CRAP! CRAP! This week we visit cheerleading camp and that's exactly what we got. Crap acting, crap sound, crap logic, just a steaming mound of hot crap. So grab your rubber wadders and join us in this cess pool of a movie.