Preset your microwave to shit cooker, because we're nuking up "Microwave Massacre". A God awful move that stars Frosty the Snowman as a cannibalistic construction worker with a heart problem. So grab your mayo spreading machete and take a big bite out of this shit sandwich.
Ep. 84 Spirit Camp
Grab your pompoms because this week Marshall & Aaron take one "Spirit Camp", an indie movie that dubs itself as a blend of "Friday the 13th" and "Bring It On", but seems to fail on both fronts. However, it does feature a killer that looks like a hideous female sex doll.
Ep. 83 Bloody Birthday
This week is Marshall's birthday so we're celebrating the only way we know how, by watching a shitty horror movie. Join us as we blow out the candles on the crap cake that is the 1981 "Bloody Birthday".
Ep. 82 Terror Train
Woot! Woot! All aboard! Bring in the New Year in style with a ride on the "Terror Train". Don't expect a quick travel time, this slow ride slasher stars Scream Queen Jamie Lee Curtis. So grab your ticket and get aboard...if you dare. Oh, and don't forget your Groucho Marx mask.
Ep. 81 Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2
Merry Christmas, Santa's back! And he's taking out the Christmas garbage! This week we chug some heavily alcoholic eggnog and roast our chestnuts over the dumpster fire that is "Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2".
Bonus: Todd & Ashley Mary Nunes Interview
Check out our interview with Todd and Ashley Mary Nunes, the writer/director and star of the Christmas horror movie "All Through the House". Todd and Ashley sat down with us via Skype to talk all things "All Through the House" along with cos-play, fighting robots, and growing up in a horror and geek culture loving family. *We apologize for the poor audio quality and echoing effect.
Ep. 80 All Through the House w/ Doug Jones
It's the most wonderful time of the year. the psycho is killing, the hot girls are screaming, its bloody good cheer! This week we unwrap the indie horror movie "All Through the House". A bloody good movie that features a lot of hot girls and where the the craziest person isn't the psycho killer dressed up as Santa Claus.
Ep. 79 Chopping Mall w/ Sarah Samples
The holiday gift buying season is here! So what better place to go for all your shopping needs then the mall, right? Only shopping at this mall will cost you an arm and a leg. Food court? Check. Clothing stores? Check. Killer security guard robots? Check.
Ep. 78 ThanksKilling 3 w/ Chris Samples
Gobble, gobble mother f'ers! This week, just in time for Thanksgiving, we're serving up the crazily crap-tastic "ThanksKilling 3". A movie that is so random and weird that it's nearly impossible to talk to about.
Ep. 77 Phantasm
Finally a horror movie that has some real balls! This week we took on the fan favorite "Phantasm". A movie that features flying killer balls and murderous Jawas. Does this cult classic hold up today or is it just a confusing incoherent mess? Listen in to find out what we thought.
Ep. 76 Zoombies
Take one part zombie virus, and one part comically bad CGI, mix in some bad acting, add a dash of "Jurassic Park", then sprinkle it with cheese. Bake in the oven at 450 degrees for 90 minutes and you'll have the crap casserole that is "Zoombies"
Ep. 75 Hallows' Eve w/ "Coffee" Doug Jones & Chris Samples
It's Halloween and our 75th episode! Joining us for this special occasion are Horrible Horror All-Stars, Chris Samples and "Coffee" Doug Jones. Prepare yourself for the horror that is "Hallows' Eve", a movie that manages to be cookie cutter, bland and confusing all at the same time.
Ep. 74 Clown Town
Clown hysteria is sweeping the country, so this week we're visiting "Clown Town". A small town that has a big problem with a different kind of insane clown posse, the psychotic murdering type of clowns, that may also be ninjas.
Ep. 73 Dahmer vs Gacy
Freddy vs Jason, King Kong vs Godzilla, Hogan vs The Rock. None of them can compare to or prepare you for the colossal shit show down of epical proportions that is "Dahmer vs Gacy". A movie so bad its hard to watch and that we think may have been written and edited by a drunk schizophrenic.
Ep. 72 Charlie's Farm
Good day mates! Throw another shrimp on the barbie and grab a cold can of Foster's, because this week we're going down down under to visit "Charlie's Farm". A movie that stars a malnourished Tara Reid and a killer that looks like a homeless sasquatch.
Ep. 71 Drainiac w/ Chris Samples
We'll need an industrial strength plunger to unclog the over flowing crap filled toilet that is "Drainiac". A straight to video/DVD from the mid to late nineties. So, grab some Drain-O, your favorite stiff drink and get ready for the poo storm.
Ep. 70 Hell Bride
If Guy Ritchie were to make a crappy low budget horror movie this would be it. This week we take on Hell Bride. A 2007 British release that is so bad it made our brains hurt from its awfulness.
Ep. 69 Lumberjack Man w/ guests Chris & Sarah Samples
Take the 4 B's: Babes, Booze, Boobs, & Blood and combine them with porn stars and pancakes and you get the surprisingly awesome "Lumberjack Man". A move that features unique and awesome kills, and a near perfect blend of campiness and comedy while maintaining a true slasher feel.
Ep. 68 Terror at Baxter U
It's back to school week, so we summoned up the "Terror at Baxter U". This little piece of indie crap features senile professors, poorly done cliche students, and chupacabras! Released by Brain Damage Films, this movie leaves you feeling like you actually have brain damage after watching it.
Ep. 67 I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer
The last stop on our summer road trip is the small mountain town of Broken Ridge, Colorado. Where we take on "I Know What You Did Last Summer", oh wait I mean "I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer". This straight to DVD sequel is practically just a remake of the first movie and is total garbage, it also features a rage inducing twist.