At this point we're all out of pig puns. This week we put the "Porkchop" series out to slaughter by taking on the spin-off fourth and final installment "Pig Girl". Sadly, we are left with more questions and confusion than answers from this movie that was made on less then a show-string budget.
Ep. 101 Porkchop 3D
Will the third time be a charm or a curse? This week we dive back into the trough and roll around in the crap that is "Porkchop 3D". The third and final installment in the "Porkchop"series that features stoners, drunk hillbilly bounty hunters, an urban minded white guy, a robot, and a traumatized rape victim that bangs the first guy she meets.
Bonus: A Look Back
In this bonus episode Marshall and Aaron are joined by guests "Coffee" Doug Jones, and Chris & Sarah Samples as they take a look back and reflect on their first 100 episodes. Listen in on this round table gab fest as they discuss their favorite and most hated movies that have been featured on the show, along with sharing never before told stories and secrets of the show. Grab a beer, raise it high and join us as we toast 100 episodes.
Ep. 100 pt2 NOES 5: The Dream Child
Part 2 of our 100th episode spectacular! Don't miss the second half of out no holds barred, no punches pulled review of "A Nightmare on Elm St. 5: The Dream Child", featuring our Horrible Horror panel of all-star guests. Make sure to start with part 1 first.
Ep. 100 NOES 5: The Dream Child part 1
Here it is our 100th EPISODE! To celebrate we went big by tackling "A Nightmare on Elm St. 5: The Dream Child". Listen in on our no holds barred, no punches pulled review of the fifth and shittiest installment of the beloved franchise. We are joined by a Horrible Horror all-star guest panel of Chris and Sarah Samples, and "Coffee" Doug Jones. We had so much to say about this insanely ridiculous movie that we had to split the episode into two parts. So, make sure you don't miss out on part 2.
Ep. 99 Two Thousand Maniacs
Yeehaw! The South will rise again, Moongoons! This week we take on the 1964 "Two Thousand Maniacs". A gore movie that stars a Playboy Playmate about a group of northern Yankees that end up in a small southern town populated by townsfolk that don't know who to let go of a grudge. Trust us, you don't want to experience their brand of southern hospitality.
Ep. 98 Swamp Ape
This week we take you deep into the Florida Everglades, where a Bigfoot creature (a man wrapped in old shag carpet) is killing and and raping it's way through a group of one dimensional college students. Can you handle "Swamp Ape", a movie that is world class level bad?
Ep. 97 Prom Ride
Spring is here, school is almost out, which means that it's Prom season. So, this week we're taking you on a little "Prom Ride. This trash heap of a movie features annoying high school kids and a killer that looks like he should be a member of Daft Punk. So, sit down, buckle up, and hold on tight because you are in for the worst shit filled ride of you life
Ep. 96 Carver (2008)
Hee hee haw hillbilly in the straw, hee hee hay hillbilly in the hay. Roll'em up, twist them up, tie them up, CUT THEM UP! Hillbilly in the straw. This week we carve up the 2008 indie gore fest "Carver". A movie about a group of college kids getting carved up by a fat killer hillbilly and featuring the most hillbilly song ever written.
Ep. 95 Evil Bong w/ guest Chris Samples
Its 420 week so of course there's no other way to celebrate then to take a hit off the "Evil Bong". The movie the spawned 5 sequels and a cross over, about an evil bong that takes the souls of stoner's and traps them in a strip club in another dimension. Don't puff, puff pass on this sweet, sweet cheba of an episode.
Ep. 94 Don't Fuck in the Woods
Best title in movie history! But, does this throw back creature feature live up to it's awesome title? Listen in as we dissect this bold indie movie that features the 4 "B's":Booze, Blood, Babes, and Boobs.
Ep. 93 Pro-Wrestlers vs Zombies
Hooo! When you take a bunch of aging, past their prime, and retired wrestlers and pit them against a horde of poorly done zombies you get the beautiful disaster that is "Pro-Wrestlers vs Zombies". So lace up your boots, climb to the top turnbuckle and elbow drop this royal zombie rumble. What'cha gonna do when "Pro-Wrestlers vs Zombies" runs wild on you, brother! Ohhh Yeeeaahh! Dig it!
Ep. 92 Porkchop 2: Rise of the Rind
Hope you're hungry for seconds, because we're serving up a steaming pile of "Porkchops", also know as "Porkchop 2: Rise of the Rind". This sequel to the ultra indie "Porkchop" has everything you want in a sequel, double the boobs, double the bodycount and double the pig masks. However, it also has all the stuff you don't, like bad writing, horrible acting, plot holes and non-sense. Oh, did I mention the musical number?
Ep. 91 Porkchop
Pork, the other white meat; but watch out, this pork chop, chops back! This week we carve up the super indie horror movie "Porkchop". A film about a killer hillbilly in a pig mask that murders teenagers that are practically devoid of any personality. Oh, and we can't forget the Adman Sandler like shit jokes, and the robot that looks like it was made out of a bucket and cardboard.
Ep. 90 Playing With Dolls: Bloodlust
Another horror movie about a reality TV show gone wrong and a voyeuristic Bond villain who seems to be perpetually on the verge of orgasm. Oh, did I mention that the voyeur is played by Crisp, the bad guy Dad from "Kindergarten Cop"
Ep. 89 Stage Fright (2014)
Yeeeaaahhh! This week we're going a little off script and rocking out to the horror musical "Stage Fright". Can a movie that has such a small and incredibly niche demographic work? Listen in and judge for yourself, but it can't hurt that the movie stars music icon Meat Loaf. Right?
Ep. 88 Sorority Slaughterhouse
This week we rush "Sorority Slaughterhouse", an indie horror movie about an overly horny killer clown doll, voiced by Eric Roberts. Can you handle this awfulness or will you be saying "Thank you Sir, may I have another?"
Ep. 87 X-Ray (aka Hospital Massacre)
We found the cure for a broken heart! So this Valentine's Day if a girl brakes your heart just make an overly elaboate plan to trap her in a hospital, go on a murder spree killing everyone that she has contact with, then cut out her heart. This week we took on the 1982 "X-Ray", staring former Playboy playmate Barbi Benton.
Ep. 86 Killjoy
It's black history month so we're celebrating by taking on the black horror movie "Killjoy". The urban horror movie about a sassy trash talking demon clown that kills gangsters by luring them into the back of his ice cream truck with promises of weed. If you think that sounds bad, you have no idea just how bad this movie is.
Ep. 85 Microwave Massacre
Preset your microwave to shit cooker, because we're nuking up "Microwave Massacre". A God awful move that stars Frosty the Snowman as a cannibalistic construction worker with a heart problem. So grab your mayo spreading machete and take a big bite out of this shit sandwich.